Let's face it- Animals are lazy bums. Sure, cows and alpacas earn their keep, but even cat and dog breeders can tell you that, for the most part, keeping an animal involves a putting a lot of money toward feeding and sheltering creatures whose primary purpose is to shed all over your furniture. As well meaning as your family feline may be, while dragging home dead mice saves you from having to hire an exterminator it's not going to do much to help keep them in cat food.
That's why your pets want you look for auto insurance quotes online.
In addition to providing a lap for them to sit on while you do it, encouraging you use a fast, easy way to compare insurance costs leaves you more time and money to do things for your fuzzy (or feathery or scaly or leathery) friends. Saving hundreds of dollars on auto insurance could pay for an entire year's worth of vet visits. Or it could pay for two years worth of bedding. Or it could replace the carpet destroyed in what we will refer to only as the "Spaghetti Incident".
Another reason why you pet wants you to look for auto insurance quotes online is his or her own health and safety issues. Which policies cover pets? Will your dog have to be wearing a seat belt to be covered? What about exotic pets? Are they all simply considered 'property'? Getting a quote online will help you communicate with the different insurance agencies to find out how to best protect your dear, if unemployable, companions.
Calling pets lazy may be unfair- owning a pet provides actual health benefits (to most owners) in the form of stress relief. Stroking a cat or dog has been medically proven to reduce blood pressure. Watching fish has been rumored to have the same benefits. Bird owners report less depression due to the communication skills of bird (those that don't' swear), and, overall, animals generally make us happier, more complete people.
Trying to unjangle our modern day nerves is actually tough work...which is why the lackadaisical little buggers really want you to look for your insurance quotes online as opposed to getting all worked up on the phone giving your information over and over and over. This distinctly no-pressure, unstressful method of finding the best prices and coverage leaves less anger for them to diffuse in a day.
Also, and this can't be stressed enough, you'll have more time for your favorite pet bonding activity. Ball throwing? Cricket chasing? Watching them sleep? Your pet really wants you put down the phone and go online for all your insurance needs.
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