Philosophies? One Liners? Quotes? Humor? Wits?

I have been writing all these one-liners for some time. I do not even know what to call them. As I presume, Wits are only said and not written. In this confusion and due to lack of knowledge, I call these one-liners.

• I do not believe in philosophies being exactly true, right, accurate and applicable to all life, since I myself am being a philosopher.



• Criticisms make me feel happy that I am worthy of it but it also makes me feel sad that I doubt I am not worthy of what I'm doing.



• The world's strongest emotions have the tendency of ruling even the whole world but and also of perishing on its own.



• One is rich when one has a lot of money but nothing to spend for and that is the meaning of being rich.



• The difference between stress and depression is that, hair grows enormously during depression and falls rapidly during stress.



• In my past relationships, the ends were always longer than the starts.



• What is philosophy in a literal sense?



• The most interesting part of a cricket match, to my mother, is the presentation ceremony.



• Sex is an adolescent mystery; A youngster's quest; A married's right; Or perhaps a married's rite.



• Very often my girlfriend and I forget all differences and then start to have new differences.



• Expecting a bed of roses is like expecting an equivalent bed of thorns.



• My brain is a thing; It works like some kinda something.



• Being famous or genius is either being liked or hated by people never being forgotten in history.



• Why do not we have a "no news" day? If observed, yesterday would be lost, today would be nothing and tomorrow would be only one thing on newspapers, "No news day observed yesterday".



• Women are possessive even about possessiveness. They think it is only for themselves. When men get possessive, they say, "You are suspecting me".



• I do not like to reveal what I read; But, I like to reveal that I read.



• Why is the one who is gonna die afraid of the one who has already died?



• Freedom is never measured; but practiced freedom is measured freedom



• From the sublime to the ridiculous is nothing but a step.



• I do not like thrillers because the ones I suspect are never the killers.



• Introduction in a book is the one that is always boring and the reader always skips.



• A silver lining in a cloud is the sun's attempt to shine beyond the obstruction posed by the clouds.